Anonymous asked: what makes a girl attractive?
a pulse mmm i love me a girl that has a pulse
Character cards they’re giving out at Magic Kingdom this week as a Limited Time Magic event! There are 29 to collect.
If men’s kindnesses toward women were really only kindnesses, a man would be pleased if another man or woman offered these kindnesses to him. He would be pleased if another man or woman lit his cigarette or pulled out his chair for him. He would be pleased to derive his income, prestige, power and even his identity from his partner. He would take pride in another man’s or woman’s offer to walk him to his car at night. But in fact, “one of the very nasty things that can happen to a man is his being treated or seen as a woman, or womanlike.–
I said it before. Cis hetero men dont demand other men smile. They dont give ‘compliments’ to other men like they do women. It is about dominance.
for the longest time, i didnt understand this. i’ve offered boys my sweater when it’s cold, held doors open, and offered to walk them to their car. i offer to buy meals and let them go before me. often they give me a look like i have two head. like “fuck no, im not going to wear your sweater”. but i just sit there like, dude im rullll warm and youre shivering and it’s not even glittery. why cant i be the stronger one?
I didn’t believe this picture so I google image searched “octopus in a shell” and oh my god this happens all the time.
LOL omg I love this.
Winter nails!! #glitter #snowflakes #almondnails
So there’s a Japanese slang term, ‘chuunibyou’, that roughly translates to “Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome.” It is used to describe the stupid phases people go through when they are 14, like pretend to be really hardcore, act like they know everything, say they have mystical powers, etc.
I’m so happy this term exists.
welcome 2 tumblr dot com
Who is doing this? I laughed from a healthy place..twice.
Mulan is my fave, #doe. And Tinkerbell’s ain’t shit ass…………
“ur nigga Mickey still hasn’t wifed you tho”
MULAN!! WHY?????!!! XD
Damn Mulan went the fuck IN! HOLLERING!
Mulan and the Muses are everything.
HAAAAAAAA. Mulan ain’t right.
DEAD!!! OOOOHHHHH!!! PICK UP YO FACE, MINNIE! PICK UP YO FACE!!
Yasssss bitch. SHADE!
mulan shaded the fuck out minnie
Ok so I’m not making this a big deal or anything because I always seem to drop the ball at the last minute, buuuut
At the age of 25-I’ve applied for pre pharmacy studies at the community college as a first step towards getting my Pharma D and becoming a pharmacist.
I’ve played with this idea off and on for three years, thinking that 6-8 years is a really long time, but I’m not doing anything important right now. I know I want to bake things but I also know that I only do that in spurts and I’ve been working with pharmacies and insurance for several years and I actually kind of enjoy it and I know it quite well… so I might as well go to school for it.
u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us
They’ll probably find this post in a decade or two and think its from one of them.
this is from 2013 you little shits
we all hate you
A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom:
Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.
Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again.